“NO HOMO” i scream at my dog Homo as he shits on the carpet
i made this up for notes i dont even have a dog
(Source: angrierbagel, via manda)
order a fucking pizza with me and watch a fucking shitty film with me and play with my fucking hair and wear my fucking tees to bed and fall asleep in my fucking arms you fucking fuck
the term “straight” kinda implies every other sexuality is bent and thats rude
no but the other sexualities could be like twirled and shaped like stars u know
"hey what are you?"
"lopsided triangle wbu"
Oh mine is y=-(sin(x^(1.7/6)+4)+(1/x))+10
oh no you didn’t
the fact that I recognized the equation
the fact that we all recognize that equation
It bothers me that the intelligence of animals is measured by how willing they are to obey the commands of a human.
same goes for students at schools
I just realized how fucked up that is wow.
(Source: raconteurs, via xiuminudes)
I want to know if I’m the only one.